Do they have ADA in Texas? Every bathroom I’ve seen is down a long narrow hall with at least two doors. Like they’re trying to trap wheel chairs.
femchef and I finally arrived in San Antonio, and as we were looking for the hotel, we saw a cop try to pull someone over on I-35. The guy pulled over and slowed down and as soon as the cop pulled up and stopped, the guy took off. We watched them slow speed chase him for a few miles, until an unmarked police SUV intervened and helped pull the dude over. Kind of interesting and sad at the same time.
Sooooo apparently Jessica has net Ben to a church’s chicken! What the fuxk?
This receipt really bothers me, though. Their printer is clearly not set correctly an this truncates text. Free Value Menu Ite? Yowutamsaiyn?
"Validationcode" and "validation code?"
Look at the bottom of this shit, though!
Thank you for your business….
Ellipsis of indifference And not caring. Don’t you sarcastically sass me, receipt.
Apparently we are driving through New Orleans. There are a ton of cops. This place looks like merde.
Jessica keeps saying hurricane this and hurricane that but that’s no longer a valid excuse.
What the fuck kind of shitty ass urinal is this, Louisiana? Fuck your urinal! Urinals are porcelain and round and not this
Kind of afraid to talk in public here. I get enough flack at home for my apparent southern lackcent.
femchef and I are about 100 miles away from Mobile, Alabama.
Things I have learned about Alabama so far:
The posted speed limit signs are wrong. The only speed is 90+.
There are a bunch of construction zones with lower speed limit and fines, but there is no construction, the speed limit is actually 90+mph! and there is no posted end to the construction zone. You just sort of phase back into regular traffics.
Parking spots are rough suggestions for leaving your vehicle somewhere near where you want to be.
This McDonalds doesn’t have a sausage gravy biscuit value breakfast meal. What. The. Fuck.
Pretty sure the woman behind the counter said to me “I’ll be with you in a second, ma’am.”
Every vehicle is a truck.
There are no reflectors in the road.
There are hardly even any exits to stop and get gas/food/potty break.
this image is very important
John Travolta be like “is that -? I hope he offers me a slice.”