Kyle of the Squirrel

averagebare:

one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher 

This my goal and why I wish to be the Seagull King. The best I’ve done is make a seagull throw a tantrum as a child would. Damn it, I’m no Tyrone.

so wait is the shikon jewel the first hogyoku

did Aizen try to take it but everything he planned for Naraku had planned for, and Aizen had planned for Naraku’s plans for Aizen’s plans, ad infinitum? 

so they got bored and he said let me just go steal this easier one?

Ok, so if I understand this latest chapter of Naruto, and I’m fairly certain I do,

The Sage of the Six Paths ships Narusuke.

http://youtu.be/888xNxpF2sc

Jedog: Only the cath deal in absolutes!

commence operation will steven moffat to stop writing

*wills with all mental might*

I think Acknologia’s reaction to E.N.D. leads more credence to my “Endemic Neutering of Dragons” idea.

predicitions for upcoming season of once upon a time:

anna hates rumplestilkstin because he is the troll  in her story and she thinks he cursed her and she was his first in-t’-urn.

she freeze him and ignore bell plights

at some point evil queen gets tired of pussy footing around this ice girl and demands they stop holding back and let it go

she is looking for her sister 

her sister will happen to be snow white

snow white don’t remember this shits that’s why we need flashbacks about how the first daughter had ice powers and rumple locked them away in an urn

also what the fuck that was bullshit they killed the red queen i hate those writers

a-spoon-is-born:

x-sunnydragonfly-x:

theyallfloat:

Can you paint with all the SPIDERS?

oh god no

where did you find this pic of what happened the last time a white guy called me “exotic”

a-spoon-is-born:

x-sunnydragonfly-x:

theyallfloat:

Can you paint with all the SPIDERS?

oh god no

where did you find this pic of what happened the last time a white guy called me “exotic”

npr:

wnyc:

The best and most important blog we discovered this week places octopuses on the heads of United States vice-presidents. All of them.
http://bit.ly/XvhGG6

This is for all of the marine biologists/history buffs out there. -Emily

npr:

wnyc:

The best and most important blog we discovered this week places octopuses on the heads of United States vice-presidents. All of them.

http://bit.ly/XvhGG6

This is for all of the marine biologists/history buffs out there. -Emily

I just watched the music video for the song Stay by Georgia Florida Line. I can only surmise the strong emotional conflict taking place betwixt the two characters goes something like this:

Girl: baby, please, it’s time you upgraded.

Boy: NEVER! Blackberry will become a thing again! Just stop bothering me about it!

Girl: but with an iPhone you cou-

Boy: I’ll never get an iPhone!!


Then it devolves into what we see transpire.


“But if wrote you a love song and sang it to you everyday”
“Baby, you don’t have garage band on your blackberry”

This morning:

Zipper burst into bedroom, peaks over the bed at femchef with angry, demanding eyes.

Me: oh, my god, femchef, you have to give them wet food when you give Lily her insulin.

Femchef: what? Why?

Me: look at his face! He needs it! If you don’t, he will say…uh….

Femchef goes to get ready for work.

Me: hold on, I’m trying to combine a cat related word with civil….

Two minutes later

Me: !

Run into restroom

Me: Cerval! A violation of his Cerval Liberies!

#BlackKnights with broad noses, large lips, purple beam and they’re the bad guys terrorizing white people. That’s #racist. #DoctorWho

I figure it out, #StevenMoffat. The mystery #TimeLady is his grand daughter.